(Editor's note-- Please excuse us as we put all journalistic integrity aside and turn once again to the Daily Beast)
Fidel: 35,000
Wilt the Stilt: 20,000
Warren Beatty: 12,775
Umberto Billo, a hotel porter at the Venetian (hometown of Casanova) in Las Vegas: 8,000
Charlie Sheen: 5,000 (Two and a half men, indeed!)
Gene Simmons (aka Chaim Witz/Gene Klein): 4,600
Ron Jeremy: 4-5,000 (this we believe)
Hugh Hefner: "Thousands"
Jack Nicholson: 2,000
Eric Clapton: 1,000 (not bad for a guy with no chin!)
Magic Johnson: 1,000 (well, they do say the chances are one in a thousand...)
