Seriously, did you think we'd really want to hear a live version of Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator"? Don't you know how we feel about live recordings, let alone sober Aerosmith?
We even gave you a hint, right here!
an edjumacated analysis of politics and society
Our core principles:
1. Efficiency-- we have the NEED for SPEED.
2. Personal Freedom-- Remember that "Don't Tread on Me" flag? Don't.
3. Animal rights-- actually, we don't feel that strongly about this issue, but see it as a good excuse to watch supermodels get naked and throw paint on rich people.