Pandora, You Must Be Joking

Seriously, did you think we'd really want to hear a live version of Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator"? Don't you know how we feel about live recordings, let alone sober Aerosmith?

We even gave you a hint, right here!

Cannibals, Thou Art European

at least according to this article from the BBC:

Ancient site reveals signs of mass cannibalism

(Editor's Note-- Germans!)

We... Don't... Know

We have to echo Jay Stevens' thoughts on the Afghanistan "surge": who the hell knows? And isn't that exactly what we were promised?

More here, on his blog:

Left in the West