Suicide Solutions

(used with due reference to Mr. Osbourne)

A'ight, those of you suffering financial turmoil, we gots to say-- killing yourself ain't the answer, but if the chemicals in your brain leave you no other choice, at least leave the wife and kids out of it. Sheesh!

(Editor's note-- we believe this is the first-- and will be the last-- time we use the phrase, "Sheesh.")

A, B, C... it's as easy as...

James Earl Jones.

Hiatus

It's time to acknowledge that we just ain't able to get 'er done at the moment. Expect a flurry of activity in a couple weeks, when the daily reporting gig lets up and our lead correspondent prepares for his Middle Eastern odyssey...

Before We Abolish Money...

we should abolish styrofoam.