Bracket the Financial Crisis!

Despite the flak Obama's been getting for devoting a few minutes to March Madness brackets, we feel:

1. That the man needs a little downtime/ stress relief

2. That this could be an excellent parable for the financial crisis-- everyone's willing to take a blind guess... and throw money at it. Isn't that exactly what we need right now?

We say: legalize everything. Bonuses to those who randomly get lucky. Maybe even pit various policies against each other and let Vegas decides who wins.

Meet De Pression

We just learned that we're older than David Gregory.

Sub-7000

The Dow's done slipped again-- looks like we might have to get real jobs after all.

Oh, that's right-- there aren't any.