Hugo Chavez has bullied his way into "legitimicizing" his status as Dictator-for-Life; we have much less tolerance for him now that our own sulfur-smelling presidente has hit the high road.
He ain't no Fidel, that's for sure.
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Our core principles:
1. Efficiency-- we have the NEED for SPEED.
2. Personal Freedom-- Remember that "Don't Tread on Me" flag? Don't.
3. Animal rights-- actually, we don't feel that strongly about this issue, but see it as a good excuse to watch supermodels get naked and throw paint on rich people.