David Foster Wallace is dead. Up until his final gesture, he did what we wanted to do. We recommend his take on John McCain during the 2000 election (back when he had a soul).
May he rest in postmodernist peace.
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Our core principles:
1. Efficiency-- we have the NEED for SPEED.
2. Personal Freedom-- Remember that "Don't Tread on Me" flag? Don't.
3. Animal rights-- actually, we don't feel that strongly about this issue, but see it as a good excuse to watch supermodels get naked and throw paint on rich people.