Bill Gates is a Mutant

OK, we're not exactly going out on a limb here. But with all the fuss being made about Microsoft's latest ad being pulled, most of which implied that it was because of the inclusion of Jerry Seinfeld, a.k.a. "sitcom-star-from-the-nineties-read-bridge-to-the-twentieth-century," we wonder how many folks actually watched the ad. Gates looks like he crawled out from under a rock-- no, that he is still under a rock, and still only seeing the daylight in his peripheral vision. He does what we previously thought impossible-- he makes Jerry Seinfeld appear healthy.