Apologies to Billy Squier for the title of this post.
It's just that we fear the state of John McCain's health-- honestly, we are wondering if references to Iraqi-Pakistani borders (as John Stewart pointed out, that would be, uh, Iran) aren't symptomatic of a dying brain. With all this emphasis on proving his vim and vigor, we are, frankly, worried about him pushing himself off the edge. Coupled with that famous temper of his, we're worried a blood vessel could burst in the wrong place. While we might not agree with much of what the current McCain has to say, we don't want to see him go out like that.
