According to Fareed Zakaria, this is the speech Obama should give on Iraq:
Four score and...
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2. Personal Freedom-- Remember that "Don't Tread on Me" flag? Don't.
3. Animal rights-- actually, we don't feel that strongly about this issue, but see it as a good excuse to watch supermodels get naked and throw paint on rich people.
