Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Cabin Fever

A logistical update; if you are a frequent reader of this site, you well understand why we must keep such operational details vague. However, with the Democratic race finally becoming settled as of today or tomorrow, we wanted to reassure our dear readers that we will continue to be on top of everything as all eyes turn to our nation's capital and Obama hones in on John McCain, the Sassy Septuagenarian himself. With this in mind, we have sent one of our chief correspondents to the region. In order to keep a low profile, we have set him up in the out-outskirts of DC, in a log cabin where, he reports, he was greeted by a raccoon upon arrival. Said correspondent speculates that said raccoon may have been nonplussed by the intrusion of human into his living space.

More news later, as it breaks.