“We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don’t remember.”
President Bush, responding to allegations of cocaine use, as overheard by former press secretary Scott McClellan
an edjumacated analysis of politics and society
Our core principles:
1. Efficiency-- we have the NEED for SPEED.
2. Personal Freedom-- Remember that "Don't Tread on Me" flag? Don't.
3. Animal rights-- actually, we don't feel that strongly about this issue, but see it as a good excuse to watch supermodels get naked and throw paint on rich people.
