To Msr. John Edwards, who has dropped out of the presidential race to, presumably, go back to selling used cars:
Congratulations! You have succeeded in you original goal, at least, which was to get people to stop confusing you with that psychic speak-to-the-dead guy. You actually had some good ideas-- unfortunately, they just seemed disingenuous coming out from under a $400 haircut. If you really wants to help out the millworkers' sons and the rest of the "Second America" (thank god we won't have to hear that line again), however, you need to go a step further. Endorse Obama. You know you wanna.
