Well, we've done it--- to mix a couple metaphors, the heat in the kitchen was getting a little hot, so we've flown the coop. We can't tell you our exact location, but we can tell you that:
1. It is south of the border.
2. It is in a country that was raped, ravaged, slaughtered, and pillaged by the Spanish.
3. It experienced the same (in a subtler form) at the hands of the US under the name of the "Monroe Doctrine," the "Roosevelt Corollary," and the "Cold War Hysteria" of the 1950s, when the US was actively/covertly involved in trying to overthrow the government.
That should narrow it down a bit (¿!?).