It’s true, just listen to the words of Larry Craig: “I am not gay; I never have been gay.” Sounds like he is testifying before the McCarthy commission.
We also must say, we really don’t understand why this foot-tapping business is even a crime at all. While we aren’t advocates for anonymous sex no matter what the coupling (at least, not when using our own name!), it seems to us that the Senator’s two-step was merely a prelude to consensual sex, in which no one would have been the victim and no child’s behind was, um… you get the idea.
In our eyes, the real victim is the senator himself, the victim of a right-wing agenda he has been co-opted by in a 27-year effort to suppress and hide his inner urges to support a platform that doesn’t allow his true self to be considered an equal to the likes of, say, David Vitter.
