Hidin’ Out Like Osama

If you’ve been wondering why you haven’t heard from us for a while, it’s because we are on the proverbial lam. Seems as we left a few too many clues about our undisclosed offshore location, and we could feel the Fed-heads closing in; apparently, they weren’t overly fond of our “Un-American activities,” and were making full use of the eavesdropping powers the Democrats have rubber-stamped. As the saying goes, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you. So, we’ve fled like Osama without the IV. Like the most recent “intelligence” indicates, we too have decided not to go subterranean, and are instead holed up on the top floor of a house in a semi-populous area. We’ll play it by feel, but may have to leave the country on short notice (undisclosed international location, anyone?). Stay tuned.