Why do companies:
Only have to refund the money due if they “accidentally” overcharge you?
Have the ability to “automatically” re-bill you without consent?
Not have to publicly post their inflated “Shipping & Handling” Rates?
Let you get right through if you’re trying to start service, but keep you on hold for hours if you’re trying to end it?
Oh, wait a minute, we’re starting to see a pattern here. Maybe that Marx character was onto something after all.