The main reason we feel that Hillary Clinton should not be elected president has nothing to do with the fact that she used to wear big glasses, her baking ability, or her cleavage. It actually deals with her main asset—her husband. Now don’t get us wrong— we like the guy, and would probably vote for him again if we could. But we can’t. You see, there’s this little thing called the 22nd amendment which restricts a president to two terms of office. This was designed to keep any one individual from having too much influence on the US government. Let me tell you, right now, we are damn glad there is such a thing in place, 28% approval ratings notwithstanding. But anyway, if Bill Clinton became the first First Man of the United States, he would be in a position that would violate the core principle of this amendment.
Of course, there are other reasons as well.
1b. As a further “amendment” to the above, let’s let some other families in on the act. The whole Bush-Clinton “double helix” is getting old. Look around you—that royal family/ monarchy thing isn’t working out too well for anyone else.
2a. That lame “Sopranos” spoof …
2b. and that Celine Dion theme song.
3. She has sold her soul politically. While we were impressed by her ability to veer across the political spectrum in order to be elected to the Senate, and think these abilities would help make her a fine majority leader, such chameleonship is not what the presidency needs. The aptly-named “Bush-Cheney lite” is not the answer.
4a. She doesn’t talk, she shouts.
And, related to the above:
4b. She is starting to sound (and look) more and more like Suze Orman.
‘Nuff said.
