- “Make Doggy-Domination Love, not Doggy-Domination War”
- “Don’t Ask Don’t Yell”
- “The Unit-Bomber”
- “The Beast With Two Butts” (for the remaining Shakespeareans in the proverbial house)
According to government documents, in 1994 the US military investigated building a "gay bomb," which would have made enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. We got this from our “source” on American news, namely the British Broadcasting Company:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm
Reports are that this will be the catch-phrase at next year’s Tony awards.
While we admire the capacity of the military to “think outside of the box,” as it were, we hope that the targeted soldiers would at least be afforded the right to marry; after all, shouldn’t they have the right to suffer like the rest of us?
