According to the May, 2003 issue of Boating magazine, the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm for each act of coitus; with only 10% making it to its mate, that means each time it, shall we say, unloads, it deposits 360 gallons into the ocean.
(Editor’s note: the fact that we are quoting from a four-year-old boating magazine, featuring the main heading, “What Women Want: 10 Ways to Make Her Love Your Boat,” gives you a hint of the dearth of reading material in (on?) our undisclosed offshore location)
