The B&M Bomb

As the article reveals, the gov’t also considered a “flatulence bomb” (a term which is, in our eyes, redundant) as early as 1945. We see this approach as two-fold: drop beans on ‘em, and if the cans don’t get ‘em, the musical fruit will. Or you could just invite ‘em to a good-ol’ bean supper, Maine-style.

(Ayuh.)